Top Ten reasons being Tall sucks/kicks ass

Monday, September 18, 2006

Top Ten reasons being Tall sucks/kicks ass Current mood: amused Being a person who is not altitudinally challenged (I am 6'3") has it's benefits and it's challenges. So here is the Top Ten Reasons Being Tall Sucks/Kick's Ass: 1. Feeling like you need a shoehorn to get into ANY ride at Dismeyland. 2. You can always spot friends/hot chicks while waiting in crowded places 3. Trying to buy a new pair of jeans only to find that the size runs stop at 33 waist 34 inseam 4. Being able to look down the blouse of any woman without having to try! 5. Not trying to look down the blouse of any woman you are talking to! 6. Everybody uses you as their own personal step stool to get to the high shelf 7. Altitudinally challenged women just don't get why you want to 'date them' 8. Just how many times can you hear someone ask if you play basketball before you go 'postal' on them. 9.When climbing you get to ask "what crux?" after reaching 8 inches higher then your climbing partners. 10. Tall body, big hands, big feet.......